-listens to the screeching tires- HOLD UP people... I have a little IRL issue with a tornado yesterday so im kinda out of action atm. He tried hard and gave up a good fight getting my shed, my kitchen, and my boat, but in the end I triumphed by standing outside my delapidated structure laughing as I called the insurance guy who is gunna give me a new house. YAY! (And I can still post, eat that you piece of shit wind!)
On a more serious note, that shit was fucked up! My kids were in the living room as my shed came crashing through the back of my house, and my wife and I were left trying to hold boards on a window during 100mph winds. If you ever get the chance, I strongly suggest watching people do that, I have to imagine it would have been hilerious to watch, lmao! You know what a piece of plywood is in a tornado, a 50lb kite, lol!!
And to answer your next thoughts, yes, it turns out I really am stupid enough to try and fight the winds of a tornado. And considering the power of that wind and the fact I held the board into the window enough to atleast keep out most of the rain and debris, I count that as a win. And no, no one was injured thank god. Kids and wife all made it down stairs, and im too dumb to be hurt, lol.
So yeah, just letting everyone know im gunna be a little inactive until my house is repaired, and my parents internet sucks so I dont wanna use it, lol.