Because if there is an after life, I have eternity to learn how to use this power, and one day im going to lay a proper war down. The difference being is where Satan's ambitions outweighed his ability, im not going for the throne, I simply wish to burn the ethereal plane. To show god what it feels like to live on this earth, where a simple tip of the hat would put an end to this discussion once and for all. So I say if he does exist, then he's a shitty ruler. A slave owner nothing more. Do what I say, exactly how I say it, or I send you to the worst possible place imaginable. Someone, anyone, please tell me how that is NOT a slaves choice?