::holds up hand::
First of all, I was simming long before I was ever a "wife." Second, all wives are kind of crazy just as all husbands are kind of dicks. It's part of the gig. Marriage is the union of finding an acceptable and mostly enjoyable balance between crazy and dick. Third, shut the fuck up and play. It's been years of you hashing out specs. I know this. I've been here. Reading it all. Surely by now, you've found a compromise to satisfy all parties within our limited availability as functioning adults.
Love you, mean it.