Funny Star Wars Stuff

[George]

Quick, let's exploit the Old Republic MMORPG with a new sim.

Wait... 




(Note: this was not a criticism. I'm glad we're doing this.)

Ha.  It's actually prequel era, not so much KOTOR.  But whatever brings interest. 

[Erasmar]

Ha.  It's actually prequel era, not so much KOTOR.  But whatever brings interest. 

Yes, I pretty much bombed that in the announcement. Correction forthcoming.

[Syren]

hooooollllllyyyy shit.

http://www.iwatchstuff.com/2010/01/french_remake_of_star_wars.php

[XCALIBYR]

..............ok... uh...... still in shock here... but... I think we should go to war with France.

[Dementat]

Very upsetting. I already didn't like France, but now my life's purpose is to destroy them.

[Syren]

I can't not like France, that's where Dior lives. ::sobs:: Don't make me choose!

[Syren]

At least I have a fallback career...

http://www.geekologie.com/2010/01/yow_yow_sexy_star_wars_burlesq.php

[SWSF Eidolon]

Word?

I usually don't go for blondes but Boba Fett was the only one who looked better with the costume off

Stormtrooper shoulda left the boustier (spelling?) on, she's bordering the 6 breasted chick in Jabbas lair with how floppy those things look.  Reminds me of a one-quarter inflated soccer ball.

I'm going to need a video clip to acheive any sort of tangible stimulation though.  I need to see how they move to really asssex, er assess the situation.

[Dementat]

Princess Leia FTW!

[SWSF Hale]

Wow, just when I had thought Star Wars covered every franchise and product out there.  I thought wrong. 

In other news, here's some tongue-in-cheek "that's what she said" Star Wars quotes:

"Look of the size of that thing!"

"That's no moon, that's a space station..."

"I used to bullseye womprats with my T-16 back home."

"That's your ship? What a piece of junk!"

"Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"

I'm sure there's more, but I don't want to exceed my naughty quota this month

[SWSF Eidolon]

"Into the garbage chute fly boy!"

     I had to choke back some ralph though when thinking about that one, made me think of swampy-pooter.

    Wetlands, yick.  You know what I'm talking about!

     Syren, don't let this happen to you.   

[Syren]

okay -

a) sick

and

b) never, ever

that's what happens when you eat out of the gutter, detroit. like i said, no accounting for class.

[SWSF Eidolon]

accounting class? fuck that.

I hate finances 

[SWSF Hale]

So..... how bout them Dodgers?

[SWSF Eidolon]

Duck Dodgers in the 21st Century?



No more Looney Tunes man.  Too insensitive for the righteous.